Rightwing talkshows hosts defend guns and blame users

"Guns don't kill people. The lying Arab, Asian, Moslem Mohammaden hordes of immigrant bastards kill people," declared rightwing talk show hosts hoping to redirect American public opinion to "focus on the hatred of people, not the love of gun control."

Virginia Tech killer and NBC Netwotk TV fan Cho Seung-Hui may have used guns to kill his 32 student victims, but it was the "fanaticism of terrorists" who put the bullet in the gun barrel.

"A gun us merely a garden tool without a bullet," sighed Bill O'Reilly, who clearly jealous that the killer didn't send his Martyrdom Package to him. In fact, O'Reilly blasted NBC News for signing the UPS receipt accepting the package, "especially since it had the name of a fanatic Muslim on the no-fly list on it." The package was mailed by Cho Seung-Hui who used the name "A. Ishmael" as the sender.

Sean Hannity, not to be outdone in hatred, declared that "if we sold more guns to people, the students would have fought back the way Americans have fought back against oppression and discrimination and racism in the past."

Televangelists said they deplored the killings, and asked their viewers to please send them more money so they could purchase bullet-proof glass windows for their stretch limousines, multiple penthouses, and crystal ceiling mirrors for their bedrooms offices.

NBC officials insisted that in accepting Cho Seung-Hui hate package, the did not put the bullet in the gun.

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Rotten Falafel Goes on HUNGER STRIKE to protest anti-Sanjaya bigotry and discrimination

Sanjaya Malakar for President. If Barack Obama? Why not Sanjaya Malaker?

They are already calling Sanjaya Malakar "The Prophet." The "Messiah." The man with the golden fleece and non-White racist American colored skin who is a hero to billions of oppressed minorities and individuals excluded from the closed-door, private country clubs of American power.

I refuse to eat in protest of the bigotry and bias and anti-Sanjaya hatred being spewed in the American media.

"American Idol" is supposed to be a contest in which Americans choose who is the best entertainer. Yet, there is a clear campaign to prevent Sanjaya from taking his crown with producers at the FOX Network Show threatening to "boot that skinny minny" off the stage with all his dark-skin glory. "We already took one for Imus," a White corporate executive at Fox Network announced this week. "We ain't taken one for that San-Jeyeee-Ya!"

Howard Stern IS God and if he declares that Sanjaya Malakar is a Saint, then why not? The Catholics declare Saints all the time. In fact, it's "All Saints America."

What is Talent but that which impresses and excites the majority of people. I suppose you plan to build a Wall around American Idol, and prevent any dark skinned contestants from getting through, declaring Sanjaya Malakar an "illegal immigrant contestant."

This is real reality TV baby! Really!

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Imus says he's just a sick muppet, apologizes for "nappy headed hos" remark

Nappy-headed radio talkshow ho Don Imus said he is sorry for picking on the wrong people when he called the Black female members of the Rutgers University women's basketball team "nappy-headed hos."

Imus said he is known for slandering all non-white people all the time on his nationally syndicated radio show, which is also simulcast on MSNBC. "How come Glenn Beck can slander non-white people and no one cares?"

But Imus quickly issued a mea culpa when Black leaders across the country demanded he be fired.

"Oh crap. I didn't know those nappy-headed hos actually listen to my radio show. Damn. I didn't know those people can afford radios or TVs. I never would have said that if I knew they listened to me. I'll go back to picking on Jews and Ay-rabs," Imus said.

Imus added, "Here's what I've learned: that you can't make fun of everybody, because some people don't deserve it. ... I'm a good person, but I said a bad thing."

Officials at MSNBC said they won't cancel Imus unless protests by Sharpton and the Rev. Jesse Jackson can actually undercut his popularity among stupid White People who like to watch a man who is a deadringer for a diseased muppet, who wears a cowboy hat and who speaks with a stupid southern accent. One MSNBC official said, "Well, we can't fire Imus. He's White. We don't do that kind of thing in America."

Imus also said he would repent in an interview on the afternoon talk show hosted by Black Rev. Al Sharpton who Imus once called "that nappy-haired ho."

Imus immediately received letters of support from David Duke, the Rev. Franklin Graham, the Rev. Jerry Falwell, and from the Rev. Jesse Jackson, who explained that he always tries to play both sides of an argument for personal gain. Iranian President Ahmedinejad also issued a statement in support of Imus saying, "Hakalajka, abu-mabumboo. Imus, funny ugly man. He make good wife someday. He one big beyoitch!"

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