Saturday, April 21, 2007

Baldwin blasts Rotten Falafel in angry answering machine message

Alec Baldwin, who has been accused of being a stupid cop in fumbled mob crackdowns that have departed, called the Rotten Falafel and left this angry rant on our telephone answering machine. We have called Martin Scorcese demanding protection.

Just some background: Born on April 3, 1958 in Amityville, New York, in the original Amityville Horror Home in which the horror movie is based, Baldwin married actress Kim Basinger after performing together in the 1991 film, The Marrying Man. He later co-stared with Basinger in the remake of The Getaway in 1994. Their first appearance together was The Marrying Man in 1991. Baldwin played the lead role in The Hunt for Red October in 1990. (Why is that important? It was a good movie!)

Baldwin's marriage to Basinger ended, well, "badly." Baldwin and Basinger are engaged in a heated custody battle over their daughter, Ireland, who lives with her mom and in her L.A. home along with 21 animals.

But his most memorable moment was his vow to leave the United States if George W. Bush were re-elected, and become an Arab. Living up to his promise, Baldwin immediately moved to the luxurious Burj al-Arab hotel in Dubai where he lives in luxury with a new harem of women. It was from his hotel room that Baldwin made this phone call to the's HotLine number -- that the scumbags tried to steal from us. Those bastard raghead m-fers!

BELOW: Baldwin Rant on telephone answering machine: from his luxurious hotel suite at the Burj al-Arab hotel in Dubai:


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