The New York Slimes added to the confusin when it reported, "After the photograph of Ms. Bakhtiar was published, incensed radical clerics and some other conservative Pakistanis latched onto the opportunity not only to criticize her but also to attack General Musharraf for what he calls his approach of 'enlightened moderation.' The pictures, in their view, violated acceptable moral norms in this Muslim country."
Meanwhile, the "Council of Islamic Clerics and Cross-Dressers" announced they were also recommeding that a Pakistani man accused of murdering a prostitute (whom he admitted he slept with) should be honored with special merit. The man, Shanty "The Pak" Paddywaddy, of Islamabad, said the prostitute cheated him out of 15 rubles. He was immediately invited to be the keynote speaker at a fundraiser organized by the Pakistani Secret Police, (who are unofficially referred to as "al-Qaeda" and serve as the bodyguards to Pakistani President Pervert Musharref) to raise Halliburton embezzled monies to build a retirement home for suicide bombers.
Paddywaddy had been convicted two years earlier of murdering his two daughters, whom he slept with and later accused them of sexual impropriety in violation of Shari'a Laws. He had spent five months watching Baywatch Reruns on the Lebanese Satellite Channel LBC under provisions of the Big Boob Fatwa, which is also popular in Jordan and parts of Egypt.
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